remember that time Paris Hilton made fun oh herself on Supernatural
this actually happened
You gotta love dialogues in porn.
my brother told me that in the bathroom at monumentour someone yelled “fall out boy sucks” and another guy yelled “what the fuck did you just say” and they got in a real fist fight
"all girls dress the same"
I write sins not tragedies 2006 / The ballad of mona lisa 2011
Ciel: You’re impossibly fast, and strong. Your skin is pale white and ice cold. Your eyes change color, and sometimes you speak like—like you’re from a different time. You never eat or drink anything. You don’t go out in the sunlight. …
Ciel: i know what you are..
Sebastian: Say it. Out loud.
ciel: an idiot, now get back to work you cat obsessed moron.
My co-worker’s puppy fell asleep on her desk. Not much work got done that day